Teddy bears picnic (controversy theory)

Todays the day

The teddy bears they

Got stoned 'n' forgot where their tools wher laid

Couldn't do the job, 'n' didn't get paid

So they told the boss the tools got nicked

Lost their jobs homes 'n' wives who left'em quick

Ate rotten scraps of food from the woods, that made'em sick

And you c***s thaught they was 'avin a picnic!

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